Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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