My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You were trust falling into bushes
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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