I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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