Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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