Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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