why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
operation have a gay friend backfired
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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