Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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