Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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