So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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