You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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