New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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