He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
My balls are so social today.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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