i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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