found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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