Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
People in love make me want to vomit
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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