i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.