I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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