Midget sex pt 2 tonight
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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