Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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