You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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