sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me