Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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