Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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