some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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