Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
