Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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