She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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