i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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