I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
