So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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