$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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