Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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