38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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