He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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