Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I wish my penis had an off switch
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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