I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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