Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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