The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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