butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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