I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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