Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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