my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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