I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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