sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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