dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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