he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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