found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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