Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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