Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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