idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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