areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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