we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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