it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
nutella sex= disaster
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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